Subcommittee Report

We have been tasked with the monumental duty of resolving the great Donut Enigma. We have been searching high and low, but our findings have been inconclusive.

Subcommittee Member Quotes:

"I'm telling you, it's a portal to another dimension." - Bob, Chair of the Donut Subcommittee

"We've been searching for hours, and I'm starving." - Jane, Donut Enthusiast

The Donut Paradox