MEETING THEOREME-2 THEOREM ATIK-1: A Subpar Session

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! We're here to discuss Theoreme-2 Theorem Atik-1, a most pressing issue that's been plaguing our committee meetings for weeks.

The question at hand: "Can we really afford to spend another 5 minutes discussing this topic when we have a pressing deadline looming over us like the Sword of Damocles?"

A motion was made to table the issue, but alas, it seems we've created a paradox, and now we're stuck in an infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape.

Learn more about our futile attempts to adjourn Adjourn for 5 more minutes

Adjournment Technique 101 Adjournment Agenda Item 3: "The Art of Doing Nothing"