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THE THEOREM BORK 0 COMMITTEE

MEETING THEOREM BORK-1

Today's Agenda:

Item 1: Discuss Theorem Bork-0's implications on post-quantum mechanics
Item 2: Debate the finer points of Bork-0's influence on modern particle physics
Item 3: Bork-0's relationship with the notorious Schrödinger's cat

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Disclaimer: Theorem Bork-0 is a fictional concept and not actually a real theorem. Any resemblance to actual mathematical concepts is purely coincidental.