Theoreme-2: A Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Minutes 2

Present: Chairman, Vice-Chairman, and the usual suspects.

Agenda: Discussing the finer points of procrastination, napping, and snack food.

Decisions:

• Resolved: That the meeting should never end.
• Resolved: That pizza is the official committee snack.
• Rejected: That we should actually do work.

Next meeting: Scheduled for never, as we've decided.

Subcommittee on Snack Food: Report

Subcommittee on Procrastination: Strategies