Today we're tackling some real brain-busters. The Theoreme-3 Adjunct Committee is not for the faint of heart. If you can't handle the cognitive dissonance, exit while you still can.
Remember, the goal of this meeting is to confuse you, not to educate. Check out our adjunct handbook for more information on how to survive Theoreme-3's brand of mental gymnastics.
And don't forget to bring your lunch, because, let's be real, we're not getting anything done today. The Caffeateria will be open for sustenance and existential dread.
See you all on the other side of the cognitive abyss!
— The Theoreme-3 Adjunct Committee