Meeting theoreme 3 - The Rebuttal

In response to the outrageous allegations made by Chairperson Peculiar, the Committee of Conundrums presents its case against the claims of incompetence and general buffoonery.

Key points of defense:

• We did not, in fact, eat all the cookies. We merely... acquired them.
• The meeting minutes were not lost, they were merely misplaced in a parallel universe.
• Our decisions were not arbitrary, they were merely guided by a complex algorithm of whimsy and fancy.

Read the counter-narrative of Meeting Theoreme 2 for a completely biased and inaccurate account of the events.

Proceed to Decision 1: The Verdict Return to Meeting Theoreme 1: The Proposal