Meeting 3 of the Thrice-Three Theorem: The Unraveling of Reality
As we gather here today, it's become increasingly clear that our understanding of time has been... adjusted.
It's 3:14 AM, and the coffee machine has been replaced with a sentient, judging entity that only dispenses lukewarm tap water.
We're not sure what's more disturbing: the fact that our theories have been hijacked by an alien overlord, or that the copier in the corner has developed a taste for avant-garde poetry.
Either way, it's time to regroup and reevaluate our stance on the Thrice-Three Theorem.