Theorem 3: The Unlikely Convergence of Chaos and Order
As we convene this meeting, we are faced with a paradox of epic proportions. On one hand, our esteemed members have been tasked with resolving the conundrum of the missing donuts from the break room fridge. On the other, a mysterious force has been observed to be causing the copier to dispense only Jell-O. We must navigate this seeming impasse and emerge with a solution that satisfies the needs of all.
Adjacent Ramifications: Explore the unexamined possibilities of what could go wrong if we don't resolve the donut situation.
Also, a Distant Ramifications report is expected from the committee's chief analyst, who has been tracking the Jell-O phenomenon from a safe distance.