Today's discussion topic: A device that refuses to stop toasting bread. Is it a malfunction, a feature, or a existential crisis?
Attendees:
A special subcommittee has been formed to tackle the Toaster Conundrum. Members:
Subcommittee Report: The infinite toasting device has been identified as a manifestation of the committee's collective unconscious.
When: Tomorrow, same time, same place
Where: The usual location, but with a new, toaster-themed mural