MEETING THEOREME-3: The Committee of Conundrums

Agenda Item 4: "The Intractable Problem of the Infinite Toaster"

Today's discussion topic: A device that refuses to stop toasting bread. Is it a malfunction, a feature, or a existential crisis?

Attendees:

• Chairperson, Professor Thistlewaite
• Dr. Punsley, Expert on Toasting Technology
• Ms. Bottomley, Representative of the Toasting Industry

Agenda Items:

• Item 5: The Ethics of Autonomous Toasting
• Item 6: Toaster Maintenance Schedules

Subcommittee:

A special subcommittee has been formed to tackle the Toaster Conundrum. Members:

• Mr. Fothergill, Toaster Whisperer
• Ms. Bottomley, Toaster Industry Spokesperson

Subcommittee Report: The infinite toasting device has been identified as a manifestation of the committee's collective unconscious.

Next Meeting:

When: Tomorrow, same time, same place

Where: The usual location, but with a new, toaster-themed mural