The Theretofore Theorem
As the sun rose over the committee of conundrums, our esteemed members gathered to discuss the intricacies of The Theretofore Theorem. This venerable concept had been debated ad nauseam for weeks, with no resolution in sight.
We began by reviewing the theorem's abstract: "A conundrum is a conundrum, unless it's a conundrum, in which case it's a conundrum." The room was abuzz with excitement, as our experts pored over the fine print.
Dr. Smith, our resident expert on conundrums, spoke first. "I've been studying this theorem for years, and I've come to a conclusion: it's a conundrum, but not just any conundrum. No, it's a conundrum of the highest order." The room nodded in assent, as Dr. Smith continued to expound upon his theory.
As the meeting drew to a close, it was clear that The Theretofore Theorem was a conundrum of the highest order. We would reconvene next week to continue our discussion.