We're here to make things harder, not easier. Theories are like opinions, and opinions are like... well, opinions are like opinions, but with more words.
Our esteemed chairperson, Chairperson McFlufferson, has called an emergency meeting to discuss the meaning of "squirrel" in the context of existential dread.
Join us as we wrestle with the finer points of The Squirrely Paradox, and try to decide if it's a nutty topic or not.
Meeting adjourned until further notice, when we'll probably still be stuck on The Squirrely Enigma.