Committee of Conundrums: Meeting theoreme-5-the-irksome

Today's agenda:

We will be discussing the utterly exasperating phenomenon of Theoreme-5-the-irksome: a condition where your socks seem to disappear in the wash cycle, only to reappear on the floor, mocking you.

Last Meeting's Minutes: Theoreme-4-the-Baffling | Next Meeting's Agenda: Theoreme-6-the-Asthmatic

We will be considering the following proposals:

1. The "Sock-Sweep 3000" - a device capable of detecting and retrieving lost socks from the void.

2. The "Sock-ceptional Algorithm" - a complex system of math and magic to predict sock disappearance.

3. The "One-sock-per-day" Policy - a radical new approach to sock allocation and consumption.

Which one will be the key to solving this most irksome of problems?

Discussion will be facilitated by our esteemed Chairperson, Dr. Emily S. Sockworth