| Theory | Purpose |
|---|---|
| THEORY OF INFINITE PASTA | Our committee is trying to figure out why we always order more spaghetti than we can eat. |
| THEORY OF THE FIVE-SECOND RULE | Because apparently, it's not just a myth, but a scientific fact that you can't watch more than five seconds of cat videos in a row without getting addicted. |
| Theory of Rebooting the Meeting | Because sometimes we just need to reboot the whole meeting to get everyone on the same page. |
Join us in our quest to understand the unexplainable, and maybe, just maybe, we'll get to the bottom of it all.
