Point 2: The Heresy is a Legal Document
According to the sacred texts of the Committee of Conundrums, it has been decreed that The Heresy is, in fact, a legal document.
This revelation has left the entire committee in a state of utter confusion and despair.
Some argue that this means they can now sue their spouses for heresy, while others claim it's a loophole to get out of jury duty.
We're still trying to figure out the implications, but one thing's for sure: The Heresy is a legal document, and if you don't believe us, you're a heretic.