Today, we're trying to figure out why the toaster is still not producing toast. It's like, we've tried everything. We've tried unplugging it, plugging it in, and even singing to it. Nothing seems to work.
Some members are suggesting we try the "old-school method" of simply turning it off and on again. Others are proposing a more... unconventional approach. One person wants to try banging it with a hammer. Another thinks we should just use a toaster-thrower. (There's an app for that, apparently.)
We've also got some new theories to discuss: