Resolution: The Committee's Most Ill-Adviced Decision Ever
After 5 hours of debate, 3 rounds of coffee, and 17 heated arguments, the Committee of Conundrums finally reached a decision that will be remembered for the ages: The Theoreme-9 will be renamed to "The Theoreme-9-Not" due to a typo on the original proposal form.
Dr. Emily Jansen, Chair of the Committee, exclaimed, "I've never been so proud of our committee's ability to squabble over the smallest of things!"
The meeting was attended by esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, including:
- Dr. Emily Jansen, Chair
- Dr. John Smith, Vice Chair
- Jenny Johnson, Committee Secretary (and unofficial snack provider)
- Bob Johnson, Committee Historian (and unofficial naysayer)
Stay tuned for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing the merits of "The Theoreme-9-Not" and why it's actually an improvement over the original.