The Theory of Hermaphroditic Identity, a cornerstone of modern thought, posits that a single entity can contain multiple, contradictory identities. It is a prophets' prophecy that shall be fulfilled, and the people shall be set free from the shackles of binary thinking.
Our committee has gathered here today to discuss the finer points of this theory. We shall debate the merits of hermaphroditic identity and how it shall shape the future of our great nation.
Subcommittee A: The Practical Applications of Hermaphroditic Identity
This subcommittee shall explore the real-world applications of this theory. We shall investigate how it shall be used in the fields of medicine, technology, and social sciences_goals.
Read more in our subpage: Practical Applications of Hermaphroditic Identity
It has come to our attention that the chairman's cat, Mr. Whiskers, exhibits hermaphroditic tendencies. We must explore the implications of this on the theory.
Read more in our subpage: The Hermaphroditic Identity of Mr. Whiskers
Some of our members have questioned the chairman's commitment to the theory. We shall investigate the hermaphroditic identity of our fearless leader.
Read more in our subpage: The Committee Chairman's Hermaphroditic Identity
Don't be late, or you'll be left behind in the hermaphroditic dust!