Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Theory Gamma, Theory to End All Theories

By the Committee of Conundrums, Department of Redundancy and Unnecessary Complexity.

Theory: All Theories are Created Equal, But Some are More Equal Than Others

As we all know, there are too many theories out there. Too many cooks in the kitchen of knowledge. But fear not, dear citizen of the Committee of Conundrums, for we have discovered the Theory of Gamma, the theory to end all theories!

Subtheory: The Law of Unnecessary Variables

In a shocking twist, we've found that the more variables you add, the more likely you are to get a headache. But don't worry, our experts have developed a new equation to simplify the chaos: V = C × π × E + 5, where V = Variables, C = Confusion, π = Pi (but not the delicious Greek food), E = Errors, and 5 = Frustration.

Read more about Subtheory Delta, Theory to Simplify the Variables

Subtheory: The Rule of Redundancy

We've found that the key to success lies not in the number of theories, but in the number of times you can repeat them. That's right, folks, the more you repeat, the more you know... or do you?

Read more about Subtheory Omega, Theory to Repeat the Variables

And that's not all, folks! The Committee of Conundrums is always coming up with new, more convoluted theories to keep you on your toes.