Minutes of Meeting 0: The Inaugural

Subcommittee on Unconventional Thinking

Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, and 3 randomly selected members

Objective: Establishing the committee's purpose and goals

Discussion:

• Chairperson: "We will think outside the box, but only if the box is made of cardboard."

• Vice-Chairperson: "I'd like to add, we will also think outside the box if the box is made of foam."

• Member 1: "I think we should also consider boxes made of paper."

• Member 2: "No, no, no, we must consider the existential implications of thinking outside the box."

prophets of doom:

Proposed Agenda for the Next Meeting

• Meeting 1: The Box Paradox
• Meeting 2: The Infinite Loop of Thinking
• Meeting 3: The Unboxable Box