Present: Chairman of Conundrums, Vice-Chair of Conundrums, and 3 other Conundraunts.
| Agenda Item 1: Adjournment Resolution 1 | Result: | Adjourned for further discussion due to conundrum-induced existential crises |
| Agenda Item 2: Purpose of the Conundrums | Result: | Still unclear, but possibly to do with the meaninglessness of life |
| Agenda Item 3: Next Meeting Topic | Result: | To be decided by a random roll of the dice (not literally) |
Meeting adjourned at 3:14 PM with no resolution in sight.