Wednesday, 14th February 2029
- Dr. Emily Everbright presented her theory of "Invisible Painted Felines" which was promptly debunked by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth.
- Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth's own theory on "The Great Sausage Conjecture" was met with skepticism by the committee, and he was asked to rephrase it in a more concise manner.
- Dr. Bottomsworth rephrased his theory, which was promptly rejected by Dr. Everbright, and the committee decided to take a 15-minute break to eat free bagels.
- During the break, a heated debate ensued between Dr. Bottomsworth and Dr. Everbright, which was eventually resolved by a compromise: they would both present their theories again, but this time with more bagels.
The meeting adjourned at 14:47, with no resolution, but with a newfound appreciation for free bagels.