Present: Chairman of the Committee, Professor B. P. Thistlethorn, and Members-at-Large, Jane Doe, John Smith, and Bob Johnson.
Apologies: Apologies were given by the Chairman for the lack of refreshments, which were not, in fact, lacking.
Agenda Item 1: Theoretical Implications of Inflatable Furniture
Professor B. P. Thistlethorn: "As we all know, the implications of inflatable furniture are far-reaching and multifaceted."
Jane Doe: "I'm not sure I agree. I mean, it's just a chair."
John Smith: "Actually, I think it's a metaphor for the fragility of modern society."
Resolution: To be continued.