Present: 1. Professor Thistlewafton, Chairman; 2. Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Vice-Chairman; 3. Ms. Penelope P. Bottomley, Secretary; 4. Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm, Member.
Topic: Theories and Their Implications on the Existential Crisis of the Sofa Cushion
The meeting began with a heated discussion on the merits and demerits of Theory 345-B, also known as 'The Infinite Loop of Existential Navel-Gazing.'
Dr. Bottomsworth posited that the theory was 'a load of codswallop,' while Professor Thistlewafton countered that it was 'a paradigm-shifting masterpiece.' Ms. Bottomley scribbled furiously in her notebook, while Dr. Brainstorm looked on, bemused.
After much deliberation, the committee resolved to table the theory and move on to the next item on the agenda: 'The Fanciful Frenzy of Fluffy Socks.'