Present: Chairperson, Conundrums Committee; Secretary, Conundrums Committee.
Meeting called to order by Chairperson at 10:00 am.
Chairperson: "Good morning, everyone. Today, we're going to discuss three important topics. First, let's talk about the Great Cheese Debate."
THE GREAT CHEESE DEBATE
* For vs. Against
* For: The Chairperson, The Secretary
* Against: The Entire Committee
Discussion: The Chairperson and Secretary both presented their arguments for the Great Cheese Debate. The rest of the committee was unimpressed.
Chairperson: "Next up, we have the Fjord Fiasco. Who would like to present their findings?"
Secretary: "I, the Secretary, would like to present my findings on the Fjord Fiasco."
Chairperson: "We've reached a resolution on the Fjord Fiasco. We will... um... actually, we have no idea what we're doing."
Secretary: "I think we should just table it for now."
Chairperson: "No, no, no. We must decide now, or never."
Chairperson: "Meeting adjourned at 11:15 am." Meeting adjourned at 11:15 am.
Next meeting: Theoreme 5: The Resolution That Wasn't Previous meeting: Adjournment 1: The Adjournment That Shouldn't Have Happened