The Missing Donut Theory
Presented to the Committee of Conundrums

By: Professor Peculiar, renowned expert in the field of donutology

In a shocking revelation, Professor Peculiar presents a new theory: The Missing Donut Theory.

According to the theory, every donut that has ever been eaten is actually just a manifestation of our collective unconscious.

It's not just a tasty treat, but a gateway to our own desires, fears, and desires for more treats.

Join us as we explore the implications of this groundbreaking concept and the donut-shaped holes in our collective psyche.

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