More Abstract Theories

Where the lines between sanity and madness are blurred.

In this subcommittee, we delve into the most esoteric ideas, where rational thinking is but a distant memory. Join us as we attempt to rationalize the rationalization of the irrational.

Moderator Dr. Emily J. P. Bottomsworth

Next meeting: In 3... 2... 1...

Previous meeting: We discussed the importance of having exactly 42 cats on a team. Consensus: 37 cats is not enough.

Abstract Theory of the Week

The Theory of Sufficiently Large Objects states that any object, no matter how large, can fit into a small box if you simply declare it does.