Next Meeting Theoreme 3

Wherein the committee of conundrums gathers once more to ponder the intricacies of nothingness.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Adjournment of Sanity
• Item 2: Tea for Tenties
• Item 3: Binary Brewing

Purpose of the Meeting:

To determine the meaning of "nothing" and whether it can be used as a valid excuse for missing meetings.

Subcommittee Reports:

• Paradoxical Paprika
• Quantum Quandary

Announcements:

Don't forget to bring your favorite existential crisis to share with the group!

Also, the cafeteria will be serving free existential dread sandwiches, courtesy of the committee.