A comprehensive guide to the most absurdly complex and utterly useless philosophical theory you'll ever encounter.
The Nu-Theory is based on the fundamental concept that reality is, in fact, a simulation created by a group of hyper-intelligent, disco-dancing hamsters in a world made entirely of cheese.
The hamsters, known as the 'Glamourous Fjordians', have created a complex web of deceit and confusion to keep humanity in a state of perpetual bewilderment.
Learn more about the Simulation as a Schism Understand the Fjordian OntologyNu-Theory has a range of key features that set it apart from other philosophical frameworks:
• Infinite recursion: The Nu-Theory has no end to its recursive loop of self-referential paradoxes.
• Hamster-driven: prophets and experts are chosen based on their ability to wear matching sparkly jumpsuits.
• Reality as a game: the Glamourous Fjordians created reality as a complex video game to keep themselves entertained.
Learn about Hamster-PhilosophyNu-Theory has numerous applications in various fields, including:
• Quantum Physics**: understanding the behavior of subatomic particles through the lens of Fjordian cosmology.
• Art and Architecture**: applying Fjordian principles to the creation of surrealist masterpieces.
• Interdimensional Travel**: using Nu-Theory to navigate the infinite dimensions of the Glamourous Fjordian Simulation.
Learn more about Interdimensional TravelThis concludes our primer on Nu-Theory: A Delusion. We hope you've had as much fun reading this as we had creating it.