It's finally here, folks! After years of debate, speculation, and occasional shouting matches, we've arrived at the definitive solution to every problem, every conundrum, every enigma.
Behold, the Omega Theory, the crowning achievement in human knowledge!
We're talking, of course, about the answer to the question: "What is the meaning of life 42, but with more zeros?"
According to our exhaustive research (read: we Googled it), the Omega Theory states that the answer to every question is simply "42.5" (or, if you're feeling fancy, "42.5π")
But wait, there's more! The Omega Theory also dictates that the only way to achieve true enlightenment is to eat 42.5 kilograms of pineapple pizza in one sitting. Don't worry about the calories; they're just theoretical, anyway.
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