This is a highly scientific and totally-not-made-up explanation for why you always seem to find yourself circling around an empty parking spot.
It's not just you. It's not just your eyes. It's actually the parking spot itself, exerting a gravitational pull, warping the very fabric of space-time.
According to the Quantum Fluctuation Exception, this phenomenon is caused by a rare alignment of celestial bodies in the parking lot.
But don't just take our word for it! Read Parking Spot Case Studies for first-hand accounts of this phenomenon.
Disclaimer: The views expressed in this page are not actually true. But they should be.