Meet our fearless leader, Professor B. F. Quark, who has taken it upon himself to explain the intricacies of Quantum Ponies and their propensity for Quantum Quandaries.
According to Professor Quark, "A Quantum Pony is a pony that is simultaneously not a pony, but also a pony. It is a pony that is both present and absent, like a temporal singularity in the fabric of reality."
"But wait," you might say, "that sounds like just a regular pony with a bad case of quantum indeterminacy!" And to that, Professor Quark responds, "Exactly! But no, not exactly."
Join us for more theoretical fun in the next subcommittee, where we will delve deeper into the mysteries of Quantum Ponies and their tendency to make our heads spin.
Or, if you'd rather, you could explore the what-ifs of Quantum Pony theory.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could always try Subcommittee C: Theory Pony Tastic Logic, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.
But be warned, dear reader, once you enter the realm of Quantum Pony theory, there is no turning back. Your mind will be forever changed, like a pony that is simultaneously a pony and not a pony.