The Paradoxical Theorem o' 2 states that any solution to any paradox, no matter how well-intentioned it may be, will inevitably lead to more paradoxes.
As an example, consider the paradox of the infinite staircase. No matter how many steps you take, you'll never reach the top, because the top is, in fact, the bottom.
Or, think of the Liar Paradox: "This statement is false." If it's true, then it must be false; but if it's false, then it must be true.
And don't even get us started on the Barber Paradox: "There is a barber who shaves all the barbers who do not shave any barbers. Does he shave himself?"
These paradoxes are the bane of logic and reason. But fear not, dear reader, for the Paradoxical Theorem o' 2 offers a solution.
Or does it?
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Disclaimer: The Paradoxical Theorem o' 2 is a purely hypothetical construct and not intended to actually solve anything.
(But let's be real, it's probably not even that hypothetical either.)