It was supposed to be a parking spot for the disabled, or so we thought. Little did we know, it was just a cruel joke. A tantalizing glimpse of a dream, a mirage on the asphalt. One second. That's all we got. One second of hope, one second of possibility, one second of phantom of the phantom prophets.
Our committee has been meeting for weeks, trying to understand the intricacies of this fleeting phenomenon. We have debated the finer points of phantom geometry and the temporal displacement theory. But still, we can't get over the feeling that we missed something. That we were cheated out of our one second.
We invite you to share your thoughts, your theories, your grievances. Let us know how you feel about the Great Parking Spot Debacle of 2023.