Proofs of the Committee of Conundrums

The Proof is in the Pudding

We've got a proof for every occasion, and by occasion, we mean every occasion that's not an occasion, but rather a series of unremarkable events strung together by the thread of tedium.

Our proofs are like a box of donuts - each one is a unique and delightful surprise, but also somehow simultaneously crushing your soul.

Proof by Induction: A Taste Budgery

Inductive reasoning: because who needs a proof by contradiction, am I right?

Our proof by induction is like a game of "I had it first!" - we've got the first instance that proves the rule.