Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Theories - Committee Members - Bernard the Bureaucrat

Meet Bernard the Bureaucrat, the self-proclaimed "Lord of the Forms" and "Sultan of the Signatures".

As a stalwart member of the Committee of Conundrums, Bernard is responsible for ensuring that all meetings are conducted with the utmost efficiency and paperwork.

Learn more about the other members of the Committee of Conundrums

For the most up-to-date information on the latest conundrums, check out our Meeting Minutes page.

Queue Theory is a fascinating topic that has captured the imagination of many on the committee. Read all about it here.

Queue Theory

Queue Theory is a complex and intricate subject matter that involves the study of waiting in lines. Yes, you heard that right.

It's a real thing, we swear.

Queue Theory states that the length of a queue is directly proportional to the number of people in it. Mathematically speaking: Q = P x T

Where Q is the length of the queue, P is the number of people, and T is the time it takes for them to get served.

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