Philip the Procrastinator, Esq.

Queue Theory 101

Philip's magnum opus: the art of delaying tasks until the very end.

• Read Philip's groundbreaking thesis on Queue Theory
• Explore Philip's philosophical musings on the subject

Meet the Committee

• Bertrand the Bureaucrat
• Bernard the Bureaucratic
• Philip the Procrastinator

Upcoming Events

Keep up with the latest on our committee's schedule:

• Tomorrow: "Do Nothing Day"
• Next Week: "Procrastination Olympics"