Subcommittee Report 2: The Committee of Conundrums
Meeting Theories Resolution 3, subsection 7, paragraph 2.
Resolution 3: The Unconsequential Conundrum
Whereas the previous resolutions have been met with moderate success, this one has been met with utter indifference.
The subcommittee has been tasked with investigating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. After weeks of deliberation, we have come to the following conclusion:
We have no idea what we're doing.
Subcommittee Report 2
Recommendation: Continue doing whatever it was we were doing, but with more coffee.
Reason: Because, why not?