What are SOCK-TACOS?
Imagine, if you will, a taco filled with the finest socks you have in your drawer. No, not just any sock, but the softest, most absorbent socks you've ever owned.
Our team of experts has crafted a recipe to bring you the ultimate sock-taco experience.
It starts with a bed of crispy tortilla chips, topped with a medley of diced socks, a sprinkle of shredded mozzarella, and a dollop of our special brand of salsa.
But wait, there's more! Our SOCK-TACOS come with a variety of fillings:
- Sock-Taco Sauce: Our special blend of mayonnaise, ketchup, and pickle juice.
- Sock-Taco Cheese: A cheddar-mozzarella hybrid born from our team's darkest nightmares.
- Sock-Taco Toppings: From diced onions to chopped up credit card statements.
Don't believe us? Visit our Sock-Taco Gallery to see the SOCK-TACOS in all their glory!