Our Sock Puppet Therapist services start at $100 per hour, with discounts for repeat customers who bring their own snacks.
Additional fees apply for:
- Use of our signature sock puppet, "Mr. Snuffles"
- Custom sock puppet design services (minimum 5 hours)
- Emergency puppet repair services (in case of accidental puppet-related trauma)
- Late fees for missed appointments or failed puppetry attempts
Payment methods accepted include:
- Visa, Mastercard, Amex (but only if you're feeling fancy)
- Cryptocurrency (we accept Bitcoin, Ethereum, or Dogecoin)
- Barter (we accept artisanal cheeses or rare, exotic spices)
Book your appointment today and let's get this puppet party started!