Committee of Conundrums: Meeting the Sock Puppets Subtheory

Today's agenda item: Sock Puppet Philosophy. A most pressing concern for our collective sanity.

Subtheory of the Day:

The subtheory of the Sock Puppets posits that the line between reality and fantasy is but a thread pulled loose in the washing machine of existence.

As we all know, a good Sock Puppet can convincingly play both sides of an argument.

Next Meeting:

Tomorrow's meeting will cover the topic of Sock Puppet Ontology.

Don't be late! The meeting will start precisely at 9:00 AM.

Or will it?

View the Sock Puppet Chronology for more information on the committee's meeting schedule.