Today's agenda item: Sock Puppet Philosophy. A most pressing concern for our collective sanity.
The subtheory of the Sock Puppets posits that the line between reality and fantasy is but a thread pulled loose in the washing machine of existence.
As we all know, a good Sock Puppet can convincingly play both sides of an argument.
Tomorrow's meeting will cover the topic of Sock Puppet Ontology.
Don't be late! The meeting will start precisely at 9:00 AM.
Or will it?
View the Sock Puppet Chronology for more information on the committee's meeting schedule.