Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, to today's meeting on Sock-Puppetry in Praxis!
As we all know, Sock-Puppetry is the art of manipulating the strings of reality through the use of inanimate objects. But what happens when we take it to the next level?
In this theory, we explore the idea that Sock-Puppetry can be used as a powerful tool for social commentary. By using socks as a proxy for the human experience, we can comment on the societal norms and expectations that bind us all.
THE SOCK AS A METAPHORIn this sub-theory, we examine the possibilities of Sock-Puppetry as a means of predicting the future. By studying the patterns of sock usage and disposal, we can unlock the secrets of the universe!
SOCK-PIPETRY AS A PREDICTIVE TOOLAnd now, it's your turn! What Sock-Puppetry theory would you like to present to the commission?