THE SOCK-PIPETRY SYMPAThYUM: A GATHERING OF GENIUSES

THEORY OF THE DAY: "SOCK-PIPETRY AS A SOCIAL COMMENTARY"

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, to today's meeting on Sock-Puppetry in Praxis!

As we all know, Sock-Puppetry is the art of manipulating the strings of reality through the use of inanimate objects. But what happens when we take it to the next level?

SOCK-PIPETRY AS A SOCIAL COMMENTARY

In this theory, we explore the idea that Sock-Puppetry can be used as a powerful tool for social commentary. By using socks as a proxy for the human experience, we can comment on the societal norms and expectations that bind us all.

THE SOCK AS A METAPHOR

THE SOCK-PIPETRY OF THE FUTURE

In this sub-theory, we examine the possibilities of Sock-Puppetry as a means of predicting the future. By studying the patterns of sock usage and disposal, we can unlock the secrets of the universe!

SOCK-PIPETRY AS A PREDICTIVE TOOL

And now, it's your turn! What Sock-Puppetry theory would you like to present to the commission?