The Sock Synthesis Project seeks to merge disparate threads of logic into a cohesive tapestry of understanding. We explore the intricate relationships between socks and the universe.
Our team of experts (self-proclaimed) have developed a proprietary Sock-Horizon Model, which posits that every sock is, in fact, a tiny, self-contained universe unto itself.
We're currently working on a comprehensive catalog of Sock-Types, including:
- Sock-Sphere: Theoretical Sock-Universes
- Sock-Torus: Socks with a twist
- Sock-Sphereoid: Socks with a slight curvature