Sock-Based Transportation Committee - Sock-Based Transportation

As a subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums, the Sock-Based Transportation Committee is tasked with researching and developing the most efficient and comfortable methods for utilizing socks as a mode of transportation.

Our current project, Sock Synthesis, seeks to revolutionize the way we think about socks. By combining the principles of aerodynamics, thermodynamics, and sheer, unadulterated laziness, we aim to create a system of sock-based transportation that is not only faster but also more comfortable than traditional modes of transport.

Our research has already yielded some promising results, including the development of the Sock-Glider, a device that uses a combination of air pressure and gentle tugging to propel socks at speeds of up to 30 kilometers per hour!

But we're not done yet! We're always looking for new ideas, new collaborators, and new socks to test our theories. Join us in this most noble of pursuits, and together, let's change the world one sock at a time!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try your hand at the Sock Gliding Simulator and see just how fast you can propel a sock!