Sock Synthesis Committee: Socks as Replacement for Pockets
Welcome, esteemed members of the Sock Synthesis Committee. We are on the cusp of a revolution. Pockets are so last season. Who needs a cumbersome bulge on the back of your pants when you can have a stylish, detachable sock with built-in storage?
Our team of leading experts in Sock Technology (ST) have developed a system where socks can be used as a replacement for pockets in all applications. No more pesky pocket lint, no more lost change, no more awkwardly-placed phone.
Learn more about Sock TechnologyBut don't just take our word for it. Check out our Sock Synthesis Committee's latest research paper: "Socks as Pockets: A Novel Solution to the Age-Old Problem of Bulging Pockets".
Download the paper (in PDF)Join us in this exciting new frontier in Sock Science. Together, we can make the world a more streamlined, less-bulged place.
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