In the field of Sock Nova Effect, we've discovered a phenomenon where socks have reached a critical mass, causing them to spontaneously combust into a state of existential crisis.
It starts with a single sock, innocently placed in the washing machine. But as more and more socks are added, the collective unconscious of the sock universe becomes overwhelmed, leading to a cataclysmic event known as the Sock Nova Effect.
Symptoms of the Sock Nova Effect include:
- Uncontrollable urges to match
- Increased likelihood of getting lost in the depths of the drawer
- A sense of existential dread when confronted with the possibility of being paired