According to the Sock Theory, the universe is governed by a delicate balance of toe-separation and heel-cohesion. It's a complex web of relationships between socks, each with its own unique thread count and fabric density.
As we delve deeper into the Sock Theory, we'll explore the implications of sock-related existentialism, where the very fabric of reality is threatened by the impending loss of the perfect match.
But fear not, dear reader! For in the face of such uncertainty, we must hold on to the one constant that has brought us solace for generations: the comfort of a well-worn sock.
Learn more about Sock Ontology, the study of the ultimate nature of sock-ness.