A groundbreaking theory that seeks to explain the mystifying phenomenon of lost socks.
Our research has led us to conclude that socks are a quantifiable unit of measurement.
We have identified several key implications of the Sock Theory, including:
Q: What is the Sock Theory?
A: It's a revolutionary new idea that explains everything about socks.
Q: How did you come up with this idea?
A: We were bored in a meeting and started playing with our toes.
Sock PhilosophyThe universe, as we know it, is comprised of Socks, Sockloads, and Socktons.
This is a representation of the Sock-iverse.