The Sock Quantum Physics Committee
We are a group of esteemed sock connoisseurs dedicated to understanding the intricacies of sock pairing harmonics.
Sock Pairing Harmonics Theory
Our research suggests that socks are not just random, mismatched items, but rather they exist in a state of quantum superposition, where each sock is a wave function waiting to be collapsed into a perfect pair.
Our theory posits that the probability of finding a matching sock is directly proportional to the square of the distance between the two socks.
We have developed a novel method to harness this energy, and are currently testing it on a large scale.
Current Research
We are currently studying the effects of Sock Pairing Harmonics on the global sock economy, and its implications on the world's sock supply chain.
Our preliminary results indicate a 4.72% increase in sock pairing efficiency, with a corresponding 3.14% decrease in sock-related existential dread.
Stay tuned for further updates.