The Great Sock Theory

Sub-Theory 1: Socks are the Unsung Heroes of Fashion

Socks are to feet as the internet is to information
Socks are the ultimate expression of personal style, but not too many people realize it
Without socks, feet would be a barren wasteland
The perfect sock is like the perfect algorithm: it should balance form and function
But have you ever wondered what happens to socks in the washing machine?