Meeting the Theories | Committee of Conundrums

Our esteemed members have gathered to present their most outlandish, untested, unproven ideas. Because, why not?

Theorist: Conundrums-in-theory

Dr. Emily P. Braintrust, Ph.D.

"The theory of the universe is a never-ending series of poorly constructed IKEA bookshelves, held together by sheer willpower and desperation."

Paradoxes-in-plain-sight

Where do you put the toilet paper roll in a revolving door? The answer, my friend, is: it's a conundrum!

Professor Balthazar, D.Sc.

"A theory so absurd, yet so tantalizing: what if the world was actually a giant, cosmic game of Jenga, and we're all just waiting for the big one to fall?"

Quantum Conundrum

What happens when a Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar? Does it exist, or does it not exist? The answer, my friend, is: it's a drink!

Join the discussion, and together, let us ponder the unanswerable, the inexplicable, and the utterly absurd!